There are numerous things about good-weather I hate.

So in true Alexandria style I am going to mouth off about them…

1. Chav’s vagina’s seem to be solar powered and come out when the sun shines. Seriously, leave something to the imagination.

2. Idiot boys in Corsa’s and VW Golfs (and I’m generalising here) with dub step on and the windows down, YES, you’re so bad ass. No. You cannot have my number.

3. People who think it’s okay to jog in the middle of the road, I don’t know what it is the sun does to people’s brains that makes them forget the general rules of the green cross code. STOP FUCKING JAY WALKING AND GET ON THE PAVEMENT, OR I WILL RUN YOU DOWN.

4. Music defined as ‘summer tunes’ on the radio… If I have the radio on in my garden whilst sunbathing and the neighbours are also out - you have just sucessfully made me look like a generic twat.

5. Too cool for a t-shirt, too hot for a cardigan.

DON’T. BACK. DOWN.
This is me. Always.

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